The Story Behind The Screen
Hey there! I'm an indie iOS developer who thinks different (mostly about why Apple rejected my app for "Guideline 2.1 - Performance").
I create digital solutions for analog problems, debug with the persistence of a saint, and ship with the optimism of someone who's never read their App Store reviews.
When I'm not having philosophical discussions with Xcode or explaining to my mom why "it works on my machine" isn't a valid excuse,
I'm crafting mobile experiences that (hopefully) don't crash on launch day.
Coffee Consumed
∞ cups (and counting)
Bugs Squashed
More than I care to admit
3 AM Ideas
Brilliant until morning
Relationship Status
It's complicated (with Apple)
Apps That Probably Won't Crash
Black and White – Polaroids
Because sometimes your memories deserve the vintage treatment they never asked for. Create polaroid-style photos that look cooler than your actual memories.
Download & Regret Later
iReceipt – Expense Tracker
Finally, an app that judges your spending habits less than your bank account does. Smart receipt scanning included (AI not responsible for emotional damage).
Track Your Broke LifeSecret Project X
Something amazing is brewing in my caffeinated mind. It involves Swift, sleepless nights, and probably too many Stack Overflow visits.
Coming Soon™